Mon père est maire, mon frère est masseur.
maw PAIR ay MARE, maw FRAIR ay mah-SUHR.
My father is a mayor, my brother is a masseur.
Sounds like a straightforward statement of family occupations, doesn’t it? The word masseur in English was borrowed straight from the French, by the way; it’s a man who gives massages.
But let’s take a look at this from another angle. What if we spell it this way?
Mon père est mère, mon frère est ma soeur.
My father is a mother, my brother is my sister.
The pronunciation is exactly the same, but the meaning is transformed into a paradox. Oh, isn’t French fun?